Overtime is Broken

Coach and Stats debate the merits of overtime in the NFL. Plus who had the worst day and best day in Week 6? Finally, we tell you what the biggest surprise is in the NFL this year. ​

Texans, Lions and Ferrets

The guys talk about what's next for Texans fans now that Coach and GM Bill O'Brien has been let go. Plus, Lions Coach Matt Patricia set an NFL record on Sunday! And teams are finding value with low cost running backs. What other positions could NFL teams save money? And finally, Coach fields your questions in our popular, highly dubious new segment Coach Questions. ​

Injuries, Conspiracies and Coach Questions

​In this episode the guys speculate why so many big stars are going down this NFL season. Plus we debut a new segment called Coach Questions where a real football coach answers listeners questions. All that, plus two new NFL Conspiracies have been revealed. Are they true? Only the Blitzed crew knows for sure. 

Super Bowl Hangover

Stats Guy and The Coach recap the Chiefs Super Bowl win and do their best to manage their hangovers. 

Super Bowl Prediction

We predict who will win the Super Bowl, plus we'll tell you why Tom Brady isn't going anywhere in free agency. And if you could have any Rob Lowe character as the NFL Commissioner, who would you choose?

The 12 Rants of Christmas

Stats Guy flies solo in this episode and gets unhinged as his whines and bitches about everything he believes is wrong about the NFL. A Holiday Tradition like no other.

Salute to Service

It's the NFL's Salute to Service Month, so we salute the things we like about the NFL. Plus we decide which fanbase has the right to be the most depressed. And in our segment WTF, are O'Dell Beckham Jr's cleats the biggest problem in Cleveland?

Halloween Special

In our Halloween Special we reveal the scariest things in the NFL and we confess the sins of NFL players, coaches and fans. Plus, is Tom Brady really moving teams? We think so, but for a reason no one is talking about. And we discuss the futility of coaching scared.

Are Mariota and Winston Done?

The NFL's Pass Interference Replay experiment has resulted in TWO unintended consequences. Plus, are the 1st and 2nd 2015 NFL draft picks Marcus Mariota and Jameis Winston both done? Plus we confess the sins of NFL players, coaches and fans in Cleveland, Carolina, Los Angeles and Dallas. And we tell you why the only way the Falcons can win is if Matt Ryan plays worse.

Suspend Kraft

Why hasn't Patriots owner Robert Kraft been suspended by the NFL? Our crack team of lunatics investigates on NFL Conspiracies. Plus we don the cloth on NFL Confessions to confess to the sins committed by NFL personnel and fans. And can we all just admit that the Redskins are the worst franchise in the NFL? Plus, is social media good or bad for NFL fandom?

4 Beers in 26 Seconds

Bills QB Josh Allen held the ball for 6.5 seconds in the pocket on Sunday, then promptly got sacked. Don't think 6.5 seconds is a lot of time? Sure it is, and we prove it by chugging 4 beers in 26 seconds (6.5 seconds each). We also review Who Wore it Better, Rex Ryan in his hissy fight with Browns QB Baker Mayfield, or Panthers QB Kyle Allen and his shade thrown at Cam Newton. Plus we debate why the referees suck so much when trying to protect players from egregious hits to the head.  And we debut arguably the greatest segment in podcast history, NFL Confessions.

Young Guns

The NFL has a great crop of young quarterbacks, like Daniel Jones, Josh Allen, Gardner Minshew and Kyle Allen. But which one has the most substance and would also look the best in a porn moustache? Plus Tom Brady has been exerting his influence over NFL referees since 2001. We investigate in NFL Conspiracies. And we introduce a new segment called WTF where we try to understand how Matt Ryan and the Falcons lost to the Colts despite Ryan's 29-34 305 yard 3 TD performance.

Who Wore it Better?

It's already been a wild two weeks in the NFL. So which NFL team has surprised you the most? Plus in NFL Conspiracies we investigate the dark underbelly of crappy refereeing. And can the NFL stop the Dolphins from tanking? We also bring back an old favorite segment: Who Wore it Better?

Overreaction Monday!

It's Overreaction Monday! Based on just one NFL regular season game, the guys parrot typical fans and make some outrageous claims, like which team pissed you off so much they should be relegated to the XFL? Or, which coach should be fired today, no questions asked? Stats, Coach and Rookie also go to the dark side of the NFL and investigate the controversial Antonio Brown signing with their first instalment of NFL Conspiracies.

Indy is Outta Luck

Indy is finally out of Luck. But which retirement was bigger, Andrew Luck's or Barry Sanders? Plus why can't the NFL fix the preseason? We have some suggestions. Christian McCaffrey discovers he's black and Tom Brady wears a stupid hat. Plus what company do you think would get the biggest bang for their buck by getting an endorsement from Antonio Brown?

Season 3 Episode 2

​I Wanna Be Just Like OJ

Is Aaron Rodgers the worst beer drinker of all time? Plus would you be worried if one of your teammates chose OJ Simpson's number 32? Chris Long and Adam 'Pacman' Jones just retired from the NFL. One of them built wells in Africa and the other one once spent $1 Million in a single weekend in Vegas. Which feat is more impressive?

Season 3 Episode 1

​It's A Hard Knocks Life

We kick off our third season with a HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT. Plus we'll tell you who we really want to see on Hard Knocks this year. And is Tim Tebow going to play in the XFL? He'd be crazy not to, right? All that, plus what does it take to get your
​number retired in Washington?

Season 2 Episode 30

​Pretty Shady Move

The NFL Draft is over and we have great ideas how to improve it. Plus LeSean McCoy just ruined Avengers End Game for everyone. What would you do with him if you ran the Bills? We pay tribute to recently retired RB Marshawn Lynch by comparing his most memorable run to a movie. And has anyone seen Le'Veon Bell or Odell Beckham Junior? Asking for two friends. 

Season 2 Episode 29
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​Who Hurt You Antonio?

We talk about the upcoming NFL Draft. And with Antonio Brown and Le'Veon Bell finally gone, has the drama finally left Pittsburgh? Plus why does Tom Brady have to ruin Twitter? We also talk with Blitzed Insider, Cleveland Kate about which first year head coach will have the best and roughest road next season. 

Season 2 Episode 28

​No Sex For Cam

Cam Newton is on a sex strike for a month to make his mind stronger. Take it from us Cam, it doesn't work. Plus we talk free agency and compare Gronk's legacy in the NFL to a movie. We drink the Oakland Black Magic Cocktail prepared by our Blitzed Barkeep and we announce an exciting new partnership.

Season 2 Episode 27

​No Kraft News Here

It's the NFL offseason, so naturally it's the season of wild speculation and we have some ideas the NFL should really listen to. Plus if you're looking for us to make fun of the Robert Kraft thing, you've come to the wrong show.
There's NO WAY we'd make fun of the Patriots, right? 

Season 2 Episode 26

Brighter Days

After an awful Super Bowl the guys come to a stunning realization. 

50th Episode Special

Who Wants to Get Blitzed?

The celebrate our 50th Episode the guys take part in a game show called Who Wants to Get Blitzed where they work together to answer skill testing NFL questions. Every time they get an answer right they get to drink a 4 oz glass of their favorite beer. And every time they get an answer wrong they have to do a shot of Bulleit bourbon.  
Starring Brandon Perna (That's Good Sports), Cleveland Kate (Our Turf Football), Chris Kristofco (Titletown Soundoff), the Blitzed Barkeep (716 Mafia Unplugged), Derek Ciapala (Rams Talk), John Buffone (Buffone 55), Sam Maddy (Big Play Sports) and Mike Zimmer's Ears (Sound the Gjallarhorn). 

Season 2 Episode 24

There's Something About Brady

The Patriots are off to Super Bowl LIII and our host, Stats Guy, loses his mind. We compare Tom Brady's special treatment by the refs to a movie. We also speak with Skyler Burkhardt, host of the Pylon to Pylon podcast and Editor of Downtown Rams about the Rams big win in New Orleans and what they can do to stop the Patriots.
​Plus, is the NFL fixed? 

​

Season 2 Episode 23

The Evil Empire

We blast the Chargers for getting pounded by the Evil Empire (ahem, New England) in the Divisional Round of the NFL playoffs. Plus we reveal the real reason why the Patriots have been so successful over the last 18 years that has nothing to do with Tom Brady, Bill Belichick or promises made to the devil.
​We also review the Philly Special Cocktail.

Season 2 Episode 22

Seahawks Need a Rewrite

We shred Coach's Seahawks for losing to the Cowboys and we compare their bizarre performance to a movie. Plus, plenty of NFL teams are interested in Nick Foles, so we speculate on his future. And is this the year the Patriots finally lose at home in the playoffs? We also drink shots of Bulleit Bourbon and chase them with Coors. 

Season 2 Episode 21

​Meltdown in Steeltown

We're talking NFL playoffs as well as the incomprehensible season-long meltdown in Pittsburgh. Plus we chat with Sam Maddy from Big Play Sports about the rise of the Cleveland Browns. We also drink the Colts Stampede Cocktail prepared by our Blitzed Barkeep. 

Season 2 Episode 20

​The Bears Excellent Adventure

The Chicago Bears go from worst to first in their division, so we compare their journey to a movie. Plus, with the NFL regular season almost over, looking back, what front office move ranks as the worst? And if you were Mark Davis what would you do for Raiders fans at your last game ever in Oakland? We also talk with Ashley McBride about how she became a Packers fan and we drink Miami Miracle Margaritas made by our Blitzed Barkeep.

Season 2 Episode 19

​Simple Jack

After the upset of Rams, are the Bears Super Bowl bound, or will it be another top team in the NFC? Plus the guys compare Stats Guy to Simple Jack in the movie Tropic Thunder and Michael Bolton in Office Space. And you won't believe their latest solution to getting refs to throw fewer penalty flags. 

Season 2 Episode 18

​The Best of Blitzed

It’s our Best of Blitzed Special, where we’re bringing you some of our best moments from the NFL Season, like our definition of the NFL's New Catch Rule, how the rise of the Chicago Bears is like the movie Rocky, Rich, the Field Goal Net Guy, an interview with Buffalo Bills Superfan Pancho Billa,
​and a great reason to hate Tom Brady.

Season 2 Episode 17

Jags Are a Tire Fire

The NFL playoff picture is getting murkier. So who's got the best shot of making it in, the Browns, Bills or Broncos? Plus we compare the Jacksonville Jaguars nightmare season to a movie. We also debate who has the best uniforms in the NFL. One thing's for sure, it ain't the Chargers 'Powder Blues'. And finally, we revisit the Raiders trade of Khalil Mack and Amari Cooper, which would get them the 25th and 21st pick in next year's draft. Was it worth it?

Season 2 Episode 16

​Thanksgiving Special

It's our Thanksgiving Special, where we give thanks to some of the things we love about the NFL, like the New Orleans Saints, who have been 'Pitch Perfect' this year. We also give thanks for fun NFL celebrations, the new crop of young stars and, of course, Internet drama queens who think the sky is falling every time their QB throws an incomplete pass. Plus we recognize some of the unsung heroes of the NFL who have jobs you don't even know about. Orange Mitt Guy, anyone?

Season 2 Episode 15

​Underdogs and Celebrations

We celebrate the five NFL underdogs (Titans, Browns, Cowboys, Redskins and Bills) who all posted big wins on Sunday. We compare the Bills Jets game in New York to the movies Anchorman, The Replacements and Cloverfield. Plus, are TD celebrations going too far, or not far enough, and should the Canadian Football League allow player drinking after every touchdown? And finally, has coach become a Patriots fan? And we review the Roaming Buffalo from our bartender, the Blitzed Barkeep.

Season 2 Episode 14
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Tanking in the NFL

NFL teams are tanking. We know you're tanking. So why aren't you just honest with us about it? Looking at you, Raiders. After the Raiders humiliation in San Francisco to the 49ers, we compare the Mark Davis' state of mind to a movie. Plus, is Vance Joseph done in Denver? We discuss which coaches now have the hottest seat - Vance Joseph, Todd Bowles, Marvin Lewis, John Harbaugh, or Sean McDermott. And we review the Vieux Caree, a popular New Orleans drink. 

Season 2 Episode 13

Scariest Things in the NFL

It's our Halloween Special, where we talk about the scariest things in the NFL, including refereeing, injuries and whether or not NFL players actually know the rules. We also chat with longtime Browns fan and internet video sensation Sir Yacht about what's in store for the Browns after Hue Jackson and Todd Haley were fired. We compare what it's like to be a Browns fan to a horror movie and we review Blitzed Barkeep's latest drink, the Purple Viking.  

Season 2 Episode 12

Belichick and Brady's Weird Relationship

We’re talking possible NFL trade deadline deals, stadium food in London and we compare Belichick and Brady’s weird relationship to a movie. Plus we talk with John Buffone from the Bears Bar Room Network about how the Bears bounce back in the NFC North. 

Season 2 Episode 11
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Gruden 2.0

We’re talking about the Gruden 2.0 experiment in Oakland, how the Rams can stay perfect and why Quarterbacks need a Cy Young award of their own. Plus we give you another great reason to hate Tom Brady this week and we review the Black and Tan beer cocktail.

Season 2 Episode 10

Quarterly Report

Now that a quarter of the NFL season is already over, we reveal our Quarterly Report, where we'll tell you which two teams are going to make the playoffs as well as another team you won't believe. Plus we discuss what movie is most like Cardinals QB Sam Bradford's career and which NFL player
​we'd like to have a beer with.

Season 2 Episode 9

​Unpredictable NFL

This week the NFL was so unpredictable, we talk to Fat Jack, a professional handicapper about the predictability of unpredictable NFL results. Plus we discuss the Bills improbable victory in Minnesota with Danyel Renee from Buffalo Rumblings. Oh, and we drink some beer, too.

Season 2 Episode 8

Wild Finishes

We talk wild finishes in the NFL, the table smashing ban in Buffalo and the NFL's new QB phenom, Patrick "Showtime" Mahomes. Plus, are the
​Chiefs stuck in the Matrix?

Season 2 Episode 7

Overreaction Monday

It's Overreaction Monday! So we give our craziest opinions after watching the first NFL regular season games. Plus we're joined by Chris Kristofco host of Title Town Soundoff, the Green Bay packers podcast. And we compare a certain NFL team to a legendary boxer. 

Season 2 Episode 6

​NFL Regular Season Preview

Our NFL Regular Season Preview. We talk with 6 brilliant women NFL experts from Pittsburgh, Oakland, Cincinnati, Seattle, Chicago and Miami about the upcoming season. We also decide how to punish Coach for drafting Tom Brady in our fantasy draft, we choose a favorite beer to shotgun and we talk 80s movies.

Season 2 Episode 5

​Training Camp

It's Training Camp for Team Blitzed. We do a shot of bourbon every three minutes in order to prep for NFL regular season drinking. Plus we talk with YouTube NFL Host Brandon Perna about training camp expectations and what
​fans can take stock in. 

Season 2 Episode 4

​NFL Superfans

We talk to NFL Superfans Pancho Billa and Pumpkinhead about what it takes to become a Superfan. Plus we share our true feelings about NFL preseason football and we clarify the NFL's new catch rule. Or do we?

Season 2 Episode 3

​Women NFL Experts

We're joined by six Women NFL Experts from across America who drop some serious football knowledge on the guys. Plus we talk romantic comedies, unusual QB mentorship and who is worse in a relationship: Tom Brady or Bill Belichick. The guys drink Titos Vodka and Soda and Captain Morgan's Run and Diet Coke.

Season 2 - Episode 2

Legal Gambling and Demise of LOB

The guys pick a movie that best reflects how they feel about their team, plus we discuss the effects of legalized gambling on the NFL, the demise of the Legion of Boom and why no one wants to play for the Patriots. Special guest is Joey Bag of Donuts, columnist for Pittsburgh-based 24-7 SportsTalk.

Season 2 - Episode 1

NFL Draft and Male Cheerleaders

We kick off Season 2 by drafting our favorite drinks. We discuss how male NFL cheerleaders are suddenly a thing and why teams overpay for free agent wide receivers. Plus we debate whether or not a new Thursday Night Football format will make us give a sh*t and, of course, why we hate Tom Brady this week.

Season 1 - Episode 21

​Super Bowl Celebration

We celebrate an Eagles Super Bowl victory with Elijah Craig bourbon. Does Nick Foles have a future career in Philly? How long has Tom Brady been dying his hair? And we discuss the potential movie roles for Rob Gronkowski if he retires from the NFL to pursue an acting career.

Season 1 - Episode 20

NFL Championship Weekend

We recap the ups and downs of Championship Weekend in the NFL, plus we talk with Drew Gier, host of the Rockpile Report, the Buffalo Bills podcast, about what torture we'd rather endure than watch another Patriots Super Bowl. We also sample a few beers from Stanley Park Brewery.

Season 1 - Episode 19

​NFL Divisional Playoff Recap

 We recap the wild NFL Divisional Playoffs while enjoying Galactic Space Dragon IPA, plus we talk with JK3, co-host of Down by the Bank, a Jaguars podcast, about how they're going to smash Tom Brady and the Patriots and whether or not they're moving to London. Plus, will Mike Tomlin be fired in Pittsburgh?

Season 1 - Episode 18

​Wild Card Weekend Recap

We recap Wild Card Weekend in the NFL, plus Eoghan O'Mahony of the Irish Titans tells us how the Tennessee Titans can upset the Patriots this weekend. Cooper thinks the Broncos are the best fit Alex Smith after the Chiefs dump him and Bill returns to the show this week to offer some spontaneous laughter and very little substance. 

Episode 17

​NFL Year in Review

It's our special year in review episode where the guys talk about the best and worst moments this year in the NFL, including the bonehead move that this NFL team wants back (no, not the Browns), the most memorable moment in the NFL and what the Giants should do with Eli Manning.

Episode 16

​The 12 Takes of Christmas

In this special Christmas episode the guys give their 12 Takes of Christmas on everything in the NFL. Warning! You may get a little misty-eyed when you hear Rodger sing Christmas carols. 

Season 1 - Episode 15

​NFL Week 14 - Craft Beer Night

In this episode we review some awesome beers from Britannia Brewing Company and compare them to Star Wars characters. Plus we talk snow games, Big Ben's third 500 yard game (most in NFL history) and what you'd wear if you were an NFL coach: Hat, Visor or Nothing at all.

Season 1 - Episode 14

​NFL Week 13 - Round 10

Bill challenges Cooper to a fight on air! Plus the guys debate whether or not Eli Manning got screwed by McAdoo in New York. And Jared Goff has better stats than Matt Ryan (MVP) in 2016 and Cam Newton (MVP) in 2015, so why isn't he in the MVP discussion? 

Season 1 - Episode 13

NFL Week 12 - Round 9

It's bourbon, beer and Broncos this week. We talk with Thomas Ritchie from Denver Broncos UK about what it's like to get up at 3 am to watch a football game. Plus we'll tell you a secret about Jared Goff that his coach doesn't want you to know and we debate who would win a UFC fight, Aqib Talib or Michael 'Two Chainz' Crabtree.

Season 1 - Episode 12

NFL Week 11 - Round 8

In this episode we listen to Packers podcast host Chris Cristofco from Titletown Soundoff talk about what went wrong with the Packers and complain about buying a Brett Hundley jersey (the two things are connected). And Bill tells us why Kiko Alonzo should be allowed to kill all quarterbacks. Plus in our Ultimate NFL Drink Tournament:
Martini vs Mint Julep
​Old Fashioned vs Rum & Coke

Season 1 - Episode 11

NFL Week 10 - Round 7

In this episode the guys reveal which 7-2 team has no shot at winning the Super Bowl. They'll also tell you who stinks in the NFL this week and why one of Tom Brady's new records is fake. Plus, in our Ultimate NFL Drink Tournament:
Pacifico vs Becks
Miller High Life vs Bud Light.

Blitzed Bye Week 

Our devoted listener has been asking us "where's the show gone?"
Well, after a much needed rest, Blitzed NFL will be back on the air next week where we'll give you a bigger reason than ever to hate Tom Brady, plus we'll see the following match ups:
Miller High Life vs Bud Light
Pacifico vs Becks

Season 1 - Episode 10

NFL Week 6 - Round 6

The guys compare drinks to Hollywood actors and Bill gets hammered for his lousy comparisons. The guys discuss whether or not the Jets called back touchdown was actually Patriots collusion (Ref-Gate, anyone?). We're also joined by a concerned caller from New Zealand join us to explain why he thinks hypoglycaemia makes NFL players grumpy.

Season 1 - Episode 9

​NFL Week 5 - Round 5 

The guys debate who stunk the worst this week in the NFL, Nick Folk, Ben Roethlisberger or Jay Cutler.  Plus we discuss whether or not it's a good idea to fight Raiders fans and why Travis Frederick is the best player you've never heard of.  And we see action in our domestic beer and bourbon brackets in our Ultimate NFL Drink Tournament:
Miller Lite vs Bud Light Lime
Jack Daniels vs Jim Beam Black

Season 1 - Episode 8

NFL Week 4 - Round 4

In this episode we introduce a new segment called 'You Stink' where we recognize the worst performance of the week. Spoiler alert, it may be Jay Cutler. We also discuss whether or not Big Ben is done and how Tom Brady is over-rated. Plus Round Four of our Ultimate NFL Drink Tournament features:
Heineken vs Tecate
Gin & Tonic vs Margarita

Season 1 - Episode 7

​NFL Week 3 - Round 3

In this episode we recap Week 3 in the NFL, celebrate the Bears Marcus Cooper (because no one else will) and reveal whether or not Cooper will allow his Packers to ever play a game in London. We also kick off Round Three of our Ultimate NFL Drink Tournament featuring:
Budweiser vs Michelob Ultra
Old Grandad vs Bulleit Bourbon

Season 1 - Episode 6

​NFL Week 2 - Round 2

In this episode we review Week 2 of the NFL regular season, give touchdown passing leader Trevor Siemian a new nickname, predict which 0-2 team will make the playoffs and we hate of Tom Brady. We also kick off Round 2 of our Ultimate NFL Drink Tournament featuring:
Dos Equis vs Stella Artois
​Manhattan vs Moscow Mule

Season 1 - Episode 5

​NFL Kickoff Sunday

In this episode we recap a wild first week in the NFL, including the Packers defensive dominance over the Seahawks and whether or not the Rams are legit. We also kick off our Blitzed Ultimate NFL Drink Tournament with:
Coors Light vs Coors  
Maker's Mark vs Wild Turkey
We also explain why kicker Giorgio Tavecchio will steal your girlfriend.

Season 1 - Episode 4

​Starting Lineups

In this episode, the guys choose their starting lineups, but for booze. Plus they discuss Kobe Bryant's Mamba Challenge to Seahawks CB Richard Sherman, Broncos RB Jamaal Charles making the cut and why most people think the Packers will win the NFC North. Plus they have an even bigger reason (than normal) to hate Tom Brady.

Season 1 - Episode 3

Drinking Training Camp

In this episode the guys try to get ready for the NFL regular season by doing their own training camp, BLITZED-style. They work on their stamina by downing a shot of Bulleit bourbon every three minutes. The results aren't very pretty, but that doesn't get in the way of them predicting who the MVP will be and hating on Tom Brady.

Season 1 - Episode 2

Pre-training camp NFL news
&
Import Beers

On the eve of NFL training camp  Bill, Rodger and Cooper talk about all the latest NFL news, including whether or not Megatron retired too early and if Richard Sherman has a point in saying that NFL players should strike if they want more money. Plus they explain why they hate Tom Brady this week while they review import beers from all over the world, including:
Heineken
Molson Canadian
Corona
Guinness
​Stella Artois

​​Season 1 - Episode 1
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July NFL News
&
Summer Sipping Vodkas

 In this episode Cooper, Bill and Rodger discuss whether or not Brett Favre should rejoin the Packers, Russell Wilson's new diet and the childishness of the Oakland Raiders, along with why they hate Tom Brady this week. Plus they find time to get blitzed on the following vodkas:
Titos Vodka
​Ciroc Pineapple Vodka
Belvedere Vodka
Stolichnaya Vanilla Vodka